Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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