it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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