We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
Randomize
