Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
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