found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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