this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
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Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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