So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
farters have to be the big spoon...
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
Randomize
