you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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