it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
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