Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
zippers are such a cool invention
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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