He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
I just projectile vomited in a Methodist church parking lot. If Jesus didn't love me before he sure as hell doesn't now.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
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