I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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