I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
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