Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
is it weird that i blow-dry my hair and poop at the same time?
not any weirder than you telling me this at 4 in the morning
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
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