his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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