He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
wow bdsm is so cute
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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