That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
Randomize
