You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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