Old men and throwing up are my life now.
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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