Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
why is half of my head shaved?
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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