im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
Why can't burritos get me drunk
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
Are these your boobs on my camera?
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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