Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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