There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
