Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
Found the puke drawer
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
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