Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
FUCK WHALES
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
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