My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Randomize
