HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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