i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
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