I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
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