I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
I woke up in my own vomit, a chunk of cactus in my thigh, shirtless, with jons mom poking at me with a glass of dr pepper and a talk about god....damn alcohol
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
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