why didn't you poke me back
I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
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