why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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