is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I showed him my bush... on skype.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
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