If Billy Mays did an infomercial on your dick, it still wouldn't get you laid.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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