There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
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