Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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