Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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