i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
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