Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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