My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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