Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
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