He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
Randomize
