i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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