dude i'm inner monologue high
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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