who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
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