People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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