Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
I was THIS CLOSE. But drunk me wanted to play those washboard abs with a spoon, like an actual washboard. Apparently that hurts, so I just squished it out at home alone.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
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