Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
The chlamydia really affected his face.
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
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