I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
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I need you to use more vowels.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
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