Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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