am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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