I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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