youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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