Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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