This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
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