gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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